the blonde and the jigsaw

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 13:04:51

A blonde calls her boyfriend up and says, "Please come over and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The
blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and
shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the
pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and
says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and
then....." he said with a deep sigh............ "Let's put all these Corn
Flakes back in the box."

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 13:17:59

lolol

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 14:01:30

lol

Post 4 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 14:16:30

Awww lol. HOw mean though!!!! Lmfao

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 14:38:50

lol!

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 14:59:47

That's good.

Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 19:43:34

lol